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Homer’s Asphalt ventured into new territory with the ambitious task of brick paving the Springfield Elementary School parking lot. Armed with enthusiasm and a generous sprinkling of Homer’s trademark incompetence, the crew set out to transform the mundane parking area into a charming and durable space fit for the bustling school community. However, chaos ensued almost immediately as Homer mistook the bricks for oversized LEGO pieces, attempting to assemble them into a makeshift replica of the school’s iconic facade.
Despite the initial setbacks, Homer’s Asphalt eventually found their groove, albeit with a few comedic detours along the way. With Bart Simpson offering his unique brand of “assistance” and Principal Skinner hovering nervously nearby, the crew managed to lay down the bricks in a somewhat haphazard yet endearing pattern. The result was a quirky and unmistakably Simpsons-esque parking lot that added a touch of whimsy to the school grounds, earning begrudging nods of approval from Principal Skinner and a mischievous smirk from Bart.
742 Evergreen Terrace
Springfield, USA
(555) 555-6258
homersasphalt.com
Monday – Friday: 7 AM – 10 PM
Saturday: 9 AM – 10 PM
Sunday: Closed
Homer’s Asphalt is a full service contracting company specializing in:
Paving | Brick Paving
Sealcoating | Maintenance
Striping
Springfield | Shelbyville
Capital City | Brockway
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© 2025 - Homer's Asphalt - Site Design & Maintenance