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Burns Manor

Homer’s Asphalt, ever eager to tackle new challenges and leave their mark on Springfield, took on the prestigious task of sealcoating the expansive driveway of Burns Manor. Tasked with maintaining Mr. Burns’ grandeur, Homer and his crew approached the job with a mixture of enthusiasm and trepidation. As they arrived at the opulent estate, they were met with stern glares from Smithers and the occasional scoff from Mr. Burns himself, who watched closely from his window.

Despite the intimidating atmosphere, Homer’s Asphalt set to work, applying the sealcoat with their usual blend of slapstick antics and surprisingly effective techniques. As they navigated the intricacies of the ornate grounds, hilarity ensued, with mishaps ranging from mistaking a topiary for a patch of pavement to accidentally spraying Smithers with sealant. Despite the chaos, the end result was a gleaming parking lot that befitted the grandeur of Burns Manor, much to the begrudging approval of Mr. Burns, who grumbled something about “adequate work” before retreating back into his mansion to give Homer’s Asphalt a possibly deserved 1-star review.

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  • All my life I’ve had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
  • Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘Sir’ without adding, ’You‘re making a scene’.
  • Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.
  • If something’s hard to do, then it’s not worth doing.

742 Evergreen Terrace
Springfield, USA
(555) 555-6258
homersasphalt.com

Hours of Operation

Monday – Friday: 7 AM – 10 PM
Saturday: 9 AM – 10 PM
Sunday: Closed

 

Our Services

Homer’s Asphalt is a full service contracting company specializing in:
Paving | Brick Paving
Sealcoating | Maintenance
Striping

Our Service Area

Springfield | Shelbyville
Capital City | Brockway

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