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Homer’s Asphalt, known for their slapstick antics and surprisingly effective paving solutions, was tasked with the daunting job of re-striping the sprawling parking lot of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. With Mr. Burns breathing down their necks, Homer and his crew knew they had to pull out all the stops to get the job done on time. Armed with nothing but a faulty blueprint and Homer’s dubious sense of direction, they embarked on what would become one of their most chaotic assignments yet.
Despite numerous mishaps—including accidentally painting a “No Parking” zone over Mr. Burns’ reserved spot and mistaking the radiation warning symbols for decorative flourishes—Homer’s Asphalt managed to complete the job just in the nick of time. The newly striped parking lot, though far from perfect, somehow managed to capture the essence of Springfield’s unique brand of mayhem. Mr. Burns, begrudgingly impressed by their unorthodox approach, reluctantly commended Homer and his crew for their “adequate” work, secretly relieved that his parking spot was still intact amidst the chaos.
742 Evergreen Terrace
Springfield, USA
(555) 555-6258
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Saturday: 9 AM – 10 PM
Sunday: Closed
Homer’s Asphalt is a full service contracting company specializing in:
Paving | Brick Paving
Sealcoating | Maintenance
Striping
Springfield | Shelbyville
Capital City | Brockway
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© 2025 - Homer's Asphalt - Site Design & Maintenance